What day never takes itself seriously?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is the most faithful insect?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's the friendliest pen?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?