Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the fish so smart?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?