Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What fairy loves to count?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?