Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What time does everyone love to drink?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why was the spider so smart?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?