What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the ocean say to the beach?