Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?