What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?