Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?