Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?