The museum curator needed a break.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a magical reptile?