Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What horn never makes a sound?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How long will dinner be?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?