If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do golfers drink on the green?