Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?