Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?