Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the fish blush?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?