Why are cause and effect so close?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?