Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?