What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which dogs love to study science?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Where do milkshakes come from?