What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?