What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
When do astronauts eat?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?