What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do bees buzz?
What do cows say on NYE?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why do cats love to work?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are fish such good architects?