Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How do amoebas make calls?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?