Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
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What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
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What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the opposite of irony?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?