If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did one plate say to the other?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?