Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?