What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do math teachers love March?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?