What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you give a sick pig?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?