What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?