What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?