What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?