What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?