How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?