How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the barber win the race?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why was the fabric always laughing?