How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How do billboards talk?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?