How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do cows say on NYE?