How do you make a walnut laugh?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
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Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?