When should baseball players wear armor?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?