What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
I'm not a bad putter.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?