What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?