Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do cats wear to work?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What birds make average students?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
I broke my finger!