How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?