What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the echo get detention?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are farmers so laid-back?