What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?