What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which computer won the talent show?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?