Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's good for both poker and theater?