How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How do you talk to a giant?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?