How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?