What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What animal styles their hair every day?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What says: oom oom oom?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?