What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?