What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?