What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What game do bats excel at?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?