What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?