Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?