What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?