What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?