What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
When does a horse talk?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?