There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which subject has two parts?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?