Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What makes music in your hair?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How long will dinner be?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?