Why was the pirate late for work?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?