What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do fish use for glasses?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?