How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is another name for a cow?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?