What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do you organize a space party?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?