What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do bees gossip?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?