What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How is cat food sold?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?