Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?