What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?