What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?