Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Thoroughbreads.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did he change his bike's tires?