What do you call a short cow?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?