Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do fairies always drink?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?