Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?