Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?