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What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
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What do you call a baby monkey?
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What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What reads and lives in an apple?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?