Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where is the coldest place to work?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is a duck's favorite snack?