What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How was the wedding?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?