Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the confused bee say?
What shape is bad at driving?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?